Noorul Choudhury told to kick rocks

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This weeks Apprentice was hilarious, with viewers watched the candidates struggle to sell the most abominable items I've ever seen i.e. boots and bits of brown carpet.lol.

Ben and Phil were the teams leaders for the challenge, and both did a crap job if you ask me. However, what I found interesting was the change in Ben. He shows himself to be very egotistical and loud, and yet by the end of this task, Ben was a broken man (to which made hilarious viewing).

Debra! Debra! Debra! She is waaaaaaaaayyy too mouthy for me. Even Sir Alan Sugar had to tell the woman to fix up, before she got kicked out prematurely. I hope for her sake she listens to Sir Alan because she is really starting to get on my nerves.

As for science teacher, Noorul Choudhury, he is extremely lucky he made it this far. This episode showed him to be the most vocal, but probably because he was under threat.

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE MATE - SORRY!

The right person left this week.

Ciara doing the 'MIGRAINE SKANK!'

Arrrhhh, how sweet!!! Ciara participated in the 'Migraine Skank' courtesy of the UKs, Gracious 'Napperman' K.

Ciara committed to the moves! It's nice to see stars let go abit. Can't say Mariah would have been so gracious.

This dance is trying to go global.

Check it out!

You're Fired! Kimberly Davis

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Kimberly from the Bronx was told to kick rocks from episode 5 of The Apprentice, and a shame it was...

I actually thought Kim was a good 'Team Leader' - she treated people nicely, however, she just didn't follow her own instincts enough, which in turn was her failure.

That 'pants' idea was nothing short of, well, 'pants', and needless to say 'Pants Man' had nothing to do with the cereal they were pitching, or anything else for that matter!

Phil (the man behind the crap idea) has to be one of my favourite candidates - he cracks me up, but he is alot of work, and seems very forceful with his ideas - the man needs to calm down. I like straight talking people, but he is getting a bit much and he showing how desperate he is for the job.

The line and best facial expression of the night comes from our Margret when she said: "I think he [Phil] still believes it [Pants Man: Wake Up Call Cerial] was a good idea." - SHOCK!!! HORROR!!! lol

Jessica Biel 'strips' like a pro

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Err, Jessica Biel is really going for it in her new film, "Powder Blue". The actress plays a stripper and a very convincing one at that. She gets totally topless which will be a plus for the lads and gives what looks to be the performance of her life in this film.lol.

Justin's either very proud or very pissed...

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Miss California's: "No marriage for gays"

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Clearly, Miss California did NOT want to win the MISS USA competition because why on earth would she just come out on stage, and say that she didn't agree with same sex marriages when she is supposed to pledge to be the ideal representation of an American citizen????? DAAAAA!!!! Didn't she realise that she could be considered offensive???

The mind boggles....

You have to represent all, and if you do not, get off the stage, or at least keep it to yourself.

To make matters worse, she was questioned on this matter by no other than PerezHilton who is not only one the world's best known bloggers, but he is gay himself.

I mean really!!!! She hasn't got any game, poor girl AND she's not even sorry. Check out the video.

Tut Tut...

Susan Boyle Does The US

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Susan Boyle has propelled to stardom from her one stint on Britain's Got Talent. The singer made it to the US morning programme, The Early Morning Show.

People are taking this very seriously.

I wonder how long will it take before they give her a proper makeover????? Bless her...

Fast Food disgrace

Be aware people! Be very aware...

If you're really honest with yourself, you know you should never really trust any fast food outlet, because they will straight, 'no.2' in your food without a second thought.

OK! Could be a slight exaggeration, but the point I'm trying to make is that you just don't know what people do with the food that you buy.

I saw a video posted on another site and I thought it was too nasty to pass up. One of the employees put some cheese up his nose, and then proceeded to place the SAME PIECE OF CHEESE on the pizza.

IIIIISSSSSSS HEEEEEEE CRRRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZY??????????????????

They were both arrested and released due to this crime of nature.

You're Fired: Paula Jones

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Listen! Tonight's Apprentice had me in stitches - Paula and Noorul were an abomination -seriously.

Paula was way to flippant with the cost the product, and it was a shame because otherwise she would have been a good team leader.

But as for our Noorul Choudhury, the poor bloke should have been told to kick rocks - straight! He didn't have a back bone in his body, nor did he know what the hell he was doing, and should count himself lucky, he had a team like he did. Even Margret (Sir Alan's right hand woman) was ready to ship him.

Noorul says: "I have always been ambitious and driven and I've got the capabilities to deliver. I am not all talk... I can manage a team of people, total strangers even, because I am feisty and have attitude."

Oh get out of it Noorul!

The line of the night comes from Sir Alan: "Do you know how to calculate redundancy?" LMAO

PRO ANOR

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I watched Fearne's documentary about Anorexia and how young girls - as young as 10 year old - are conscious of their weight.

It boggles the mind, as to why a 10 year old would be concerned about their body weight and not just concentrating on having fun. However, it is clear that concerns about the body can run deeper than the thought of being 'fat' - there is a bad psychological aspect to anorexia which often results in a waste of life.

The programme also made reference to PRO ANOR websites, which advise people on how to stay stick thin - offering strict diets, pictures of the right way to look - it is some scary stuff.

Young people, in particular girls, are dying and it's so important young people to know that being thin, does NOT equal happiness or even a long life.

Fearne was right to do a documentary like this, especially in the position she is in...

The Apprentice: Maj - Kick Rocks

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You're fired Majid Nagra! And you know why? because it you're a lazy 'yes man'. lol. You can't be sitting on the fence in The Apprentice Maj, come on.

Oh yes, did you catch the racial tension this week? Very nasty.

Yasmina tried to imply that there could potentially be too many ethnic minorities on the poster for the exercise product. What? lol

If I'm honest, I did't believe she was trying to be racial, I just think she worded herself wrongly, and Debra went in for the kill.

I'm not too sure if I like that Debra, but she flew through this task.

Until the next episode.

Skin Bleaching - Shocking Stuff

Skin Bleaching is becoming a major problem in Jamaica, and the results can lead to skin cancer.

In a shocking documentary, a Jamaican family reveal their thoughts about using bleaching products and their lack of concern for deadly results.

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Mel B's shocking Peep Show

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I knew Mel B was a freak but this is alot. She damn near looks naked in her "Peep Show" performance in Las Vegas.

I suppose her body is on point so I can't say much about that, but Geez I had to take a double look while saying, "Surely not!"

Halle Berry makes music...

Well sort of!

Halle Berry appeared on the US talk show - The Ellen Show - to promote her new perfume and shake- a- leg to a new hip - hop song, written in her honour called, "She's Fine" by Hurricane Chris.

Apparently, the song has started a new dance craze, and Ellen made Halle perform her own rendition of the dance the show.

Check it out!

Rocky! You're FIRED!

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Oh Rocky! The poor 21 year old was turfed from this weeks, The Apprentice. To be honest, I could see it coming because he is so young. Rocky would have had to really shine inorder for him to survive The Apprentice.

Lucky for him, he earns more than the salary on offer from Sir Alan, with his chain of sandwich shops in the North East of England.

Nah, I don't feel sorry for him anymore.

Lewis Hamilton Disqualified

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TELL TELL TIT, Lewis Hamilton has been stripped of his third place position at the season-opening, Australian Grand Prix for lying to the race stewards. Surely not!

After some thorough investigation, the Stewards reopened their enquiry on Thursday and summoned Hamilton to a meeting at the Sepang circuit.

The Stewards verdict: "Hamilton and... McLaren Mercedes acted in a manner prejudicial to the conduct of the event by providing evidence deliberately misleading to the stewards at the hearing on Sunday."

So in English, the Stewards said Hamilton and his McLaren team breached the international sporting code - therefore the Stewards said 'kick rocks' (you're disqualified).

The McLaren team are left with no points.

The Obama's are here!!!

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Arrh would you look at Prime Minister, Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah with the ever popular Obama's, on the day they are meeting with other world leaders to discuss the worlds financial quandary.

Apparently, Michelle Obama is going down a treat in the UK.

Good on her!